Have You Seen the Four-Eared Cat?

Dear Miss Fifi: 

Have you seen the picture of the four-eared cat making its rounds on the Internet and various media? 

- Adam 

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Dear Adam: 

Yes! Oh my gosh. Can you believe it? That four-eared feline is sort of creepy ... but at the same time sort of unique and interesting. Miss Fifi thought four ears might make her assistant, Dilettante Dilly, far more interesting. Alas, she's unwilling to let me Superglue an additional set. 

Ho, hum. Check out the link at the right for a bit more information.